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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Of course, it will only work with Windows 2002.

SAMY VELLU
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll ........

NIK AZIZ
Saya tak tahu pun gapo-gapo ... Asalakan ayam itu tidak jadi barua.

KARAM SINGH WALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan. Bak kata pepatah, Ayam di jalan di lintaskan Ayam di reban mati tak makan

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA (Internal Security Act)...

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam... jangan percaya... jangan percaya....

SINGAPORE'S MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SPOKESMAN:
Chickens cross roads to ensure that other chickens do not intrude on their common space, and to retain their common identity. If other chickens insist on not crossing the road and decide instead to wear turbans we will allow that because these chickens have been handed down by the British masters. In Singapore, chickens are allowed to cross roads as long as they don't theaten the Sembawang Naval Base or this popularly-elected government. We also have the ISA (Internal Security Act). In addition, the chickens are only exercising their legitimate rights, as both sides of the road are within the territorial boundaries of Chickenland as espoused under United Nations Charter. I hope the media won't be playing up old issues about chickens.

P/s: This is a joke only, not intended for anyone.